What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 02:00

-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
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Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.